FundsforWriters

Tips and tools for serious writers to advance their careers!

Our free weekly
newsletters reach

28,000 subscribers

and counting

  • Home
  • About FFW
  • Grants
  • Contests
  • Markets
  • Newsletters
  • Submissions
  • Blog
  • Advertising
  • Contact

The No-Resume Resume for Writers

Orrin Konheim / 2022-10-14

October 14, 2022

Despite having actively worked as a freelance writer for over a decade, I confess my resume looks far more horrible than my college guidance counselor would like. My work history over the past decade has been akin to a hodgepodge of paint splatterings; only, I didn’t have the foresight of a Jackson Pollock to weave it into a work of art.

Everything you’re not supposed to have– gaps in work histories, retail jobs beneath someone with a master’s degree, tiny gigs lasting bare minutes – is all evident in my resume. And updating a resume is my least favorite activity in the world. 

But here’s the thing: I wouldn’t have it any other way. I grew up and currently live in in what I imagine is the most resume-obsessed city in the country in Washington, DC. Fortunately, my field of freelance journalism doesn’t care whatsoever about resumes.

For all my editors know, I could have spent time in prison, been fired from every job I worked, or been in an insane asylum. What’s more important to them is past published work, proper communication, and a good idea for their use. For all of freelance journalism’s faults with instability and pay, few other industries have embodied Yankee ingenuity without the trappings of modern bureaucracy.

But if editors don’t want a resume, what do they want? The basic form of introduction between you and an editor is a pitch or query letter. In this letter, you write an idea, a basic outline of said idea, how it might be relevant to their audience, how you plan to report about it, and what existing access you have to sources and information.  There are a lot of guides out there on the internet about how to pitch, but it’s not as intimidating as it looks.

In either the opening sentence or the final part of your pitch letter, you should establish your credibility as a reporter. Use the first half of the sentence to list who you are and the second half to showcase published clips that have to do with what they’re looking for.  Something along the lines of: “I’m a freelance writer specializing in human interest stories who has published in three dozen publications over the past decade. Some of my biography-based clips have appeared in Virginia Living, Falls Church News Press, and Northern Virginia Magazine.“ If you were a staff writer somewhere with similar experience, list that.

The goal here isn’t for you to reinvent the wheel each time you pitch, but to be pretty automatic about writing these parts. It might seem like a Sophie’s Choice to choose between your beloved stories, for example, but try not to overthink it. A bit of advice here: Briefly click each of the links just to see if they’re working before you link to them in your paper.

It’s important to have access to these clips, so you’re not constantly digging them up every time. I keep a sample of my favorite writings on my blog, but a new web tool has provided an even greater resource called Muckrack.

Muckrack is a site that automatically aggregates all bylines across all media with your name on it and displays it chronologically starting from your most recent work. You can log in and create a profile, but there’s the pleasant surprise of how much the website has done for you, even if you are just discovering its existence. Simply type your first name and last name separated by a hyphen after the hyperlink like this: http://www.muckrack.com/orrin-konheim. Of course, the website might run into glitches if you have a common name and there’s another writer with the same name as you. It’s also not a guarantee that everything you’ve ever written for all time appears on there.

This is one of the many reasons it’s useful to log in to Muckrack and take control of your profile. This article has instructions for the nuts and bolts.

So what are the basic features (there’s a list of premium features here)? If you feel like your most recent work is your best, you do have the option to curate a portfolio. You can also write a personal statement which can serve as a cover letter to prospective employers about what you’re about.

Another plus is being able to link your social media, but that’s a double-edged sword, so tread carefully over that decision: You can dazzle people with your social media prowess, but you’ll also have to police yourself to make sure you don’t say something cancellable. Muckrack not only picks up your tweets but your responses so be careful not to participate in any flame wars.

If you’re publishing semi-regularly as I’m doing these days, it’s also extra motivation for me to push myself and take an assignment because it gives me something new on the top of my Muckrack page.

It’s also important to note that Muckrack’s customers are primarily PR professionals who want access to great journalists to pitch stories. Make a decision if it benefits you to have your e-mail inundated with PR pitches and reveal your information accordingly.

Most importantly, Muckrack is a way to show in a single link what you’re all about. Nowadays, I put it at the bottom of my signature and let my page do the talking.

BIO: Orrin Konheim has been a freelance journalist since 2011 with bylines in the Washington Times, Washington Post, Mental Floss Magazine, Today I Found Out, and over 3 dozen other publications. He primarily writes in the Washington DC and Richmond markets and primarily enjoys film and television writing, local journalism, and the intersections of politics and culture.

https://muckrack.com/orrin-konheim

Filed Under: Uncategorized Post a Comment

Leave a Reply Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Buy Me A Coffee

 

Free FundsforWriters

Weekly issues
A free weekly newsletter that lists semi-pro or higher paying markets and contests as well as grants, crowdfunding, contests, publishers, agents and employers. Available to those with writing products/courses/conferences/etc. for advertising. Purchases short features from freelancers. View Archive.

Subscribe Now:










Privacy Policy

25,000 Reasons to

Advertise With Us

FundsforWriters reaches people with a passion for writing. Let writers know about your product or service through online or newsletter exposure. Since FFW limits its ads to writing-related services, you do not see those get-rich-quick schemes or anyone’s novel or poetry chapbook for sale. We are here to help you earn a living and be a better writer.

learn-btn

Donate to FFW

Support our award winning publication

FundsforWriters is a free publication that takes numerous hours a month to plan, research, write, and produce. If you have benefited from this publication that comes to your inbox faithfully each week, please consider making a monthly or one time donation.

  • - Caroline Sposto, Emerald Theatre Company

    Thanks to the publicity from your newsletter, our little Memphis, Tennessee event received scripts from Arizona, California, Delaware, Florida, Iowa, Illinois, Indiana, Maryland, Montana, New Jersey, New York, North Carolina, Pennsylvania, Tennessee, Vermont, West Virginia, Wyoming, the UK and New Zealand. This wealth of wonderful material yielded quality vignettes that made the best local actors and stage directors (including a popular local radio personality) eager to donate their time and talent. Their presence, in turn, sold tickets. We played to packed houses and everyone had a great time. The bottom line is, without you, we would have had something rinky dink -- with you we had something substantial. The publicity you provided on the front end made all the difference in the world!


  • -Laura Kepner, Safety Harbor Writers and Poets

    Hope gave the keynote workshop at the Safety Harbor Writers Conference: Solving the Mystery of Writing, in Clearwater, Florida. Hope could have left after her keynote address, but instead, she stayed throughout the day and made a point to talk to individual writers one-on-one. At the end of the day, Hope participated in a panel and stayed for a Q&A. She left such a good impression on so many that I believe my conference would have been a success had she been my only presenter.


  • – With deep appreciation, Laura Lee Perkins

    I am sitting in a ferry terminal, waiting for the next boat to take me to the Turkeyland Cove Foundation Writer’s Retreat on Martha’s Vineyard Island. Am I excited? You bet I am! Why? Because this is the first time in my life that I have been offered the gift of time and space for an entire two weeks to focus on what I love to do most: WRITE! I was accepted months ago and “anticipation” has been my middle name.
    The timeliness of this couldn’t be more perfect. Maine Authors Publishing just released my collection of twenty-two inspirational essays a few days ago! “Lighting Your Spiritual Passion” One of those essays was chosen for 3rd place in the Writers’ Digest Contest Inspirational category a couple of years ago, spurring me on to publish a collection of essays. When I opened the AMAZON page for my newest book, I cried with relief and joy.

    The common thread here is you, Hope Clark, and your FundsforWriters. You inspire me to have more courage, to reach higher, and you offer me threads of hope that I, too, can continue to grow and contribute something of worth to the world. Do you have ANY idea how much you mean to all of us who sit at our computers on Friday afternoon, waiting for your email to come in? I cut and paste every opportunity into a computer document that remains “open” on my desktop so that I can refer back to it any time I feel discouraged. Thank you for your dedication to sharing the roller-coaster ride of writing. You are a gifted teacher and mentor.


  • – Melanie Steele

    Advertising with FundsforWriters has brought amazing people to my writing retreats. My ads generated a strong, immediate response from Hope’s active, engaged fans. Hope is a pleasure to work with, and I highly recommend FundsforWriters as smart, effective use of marketing resources.  www.forthewriterssoul.com/retreat


  • – Reece W. Manley

    Total Funds for Writers pays for itself almost immediately. Hope and her research skills are phenomenal. Thanks to TFFW I have sold four articles, all with clients who did this amazing thing called paying me. It’s quite delightful – money is querky but boy its fun stuff to have! If you haven’t signed up for TFFW, you’re just not serious about your career.


Let’s explore the world of writing together

Subscribe | Advertise © 2000-2025, C. Hope Clark and FundsforWriters.
Designed by Shaila Abdullah, a certified women and minority-owned business.